Just updating on cultural announcements. The very one that would be of interest for Johnny Depp :). Because nothing else matters ;). Haha, only a few things matter in life in addition to kids, spring, sea, Christmas, music, bacon and beer. And hedgehogs and cats. Ahh, and cream. Cream to soothe broken skin. Again :(. Oh, resque me from this pain, take me to live in warm country near salty ocean. You would see miracle happen right under your eyes.

Still on is the Nick Cave and the bad seeds concert in Alice Coopers´ fav location in Estonia. 18th of August. I plan to park the car, stroll to the castle, open beer and close my eyes. That will be just my ears. No hurry. Sunset, fav music, lazy. I do hope the weather stands nice for this time. Really really hope. I will have private party for one. Unless Johnny Depp joins in that is. 

Slight smell of autumn already. Soon going to forests to pick mushrooms, oh, I cant wait! Delicious!!! I cant wait to get some. We sure are a bunch of wild people here. My colleagues from Europe, from “modern” countries where forest means 600 trees planted by liner and nobody even heard or seen any food being picked from forest, trees, or dug up from plain dirt! You know the ones who soon (or already) think milk grows in cartons…. well meat is already grown in laboratoties so…. highway to hell. Well, so my colleagues were in deep shock when I made them pie of the mushrooms that I had picked. Their look was certain- I am here to kill them by poisoning ;). Hilarious! They were so scared and I must have been looking so dumb that day trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them. Then one of my local colleagues came, cut the pie into sectors and ate one piece….. that horror on the “europeans” faces, oh, thats worth millions. Yeah, we must be totally out of their scales for normality.

Hedgehogs. JD, whenever you get here, remind me to tell you the almost world-famous joke that I made involuntarily. Keyword “her majestys Hedgehog”. I will explain in great details how, where and why happened. Its movie material. As most of my boring life.

Then, Johnny, remind me also with few keywords some of the best stories I have to tell you, as I never get enough of these: bar crawling with wooden leg and the Danish professors, Red Square in 1980-s, horny mermaid and Russian peasants (three brothers as usually).

Will have a blast! Come and join me, write to themaddesthattereverseen@gmail.com and let me know when to pick you from airport. 

Love and all,

let it be me,