Just to make you jealous. 

Picture this. 1922, Sicily, a young feisty girl… Haah, thats from Golden Girls, not my life…

My life today. Sunshine. 23C. I was having a day off at my cottage. Doing fuckall. Took off bikini to lay down in the sun, to collect, what can easily be the last sun this year. I can smell the autumn, the rain, the mushrooms, already slight plums and apples. So I lay there on terrace, naked. As never ever anyone comes to visit, no neighbours ever come over. I am very private and rather loner. And ofcourse today, since 17 years having no visitors ever just bump in, today was the day. 

Its pretty much the sketch in internet where it states: if your biggest fear is to have spider in bathroom, be sure thats what will be in no time. So, my biggest fear is to have Johnny Depp in my bedroom.

But I was not afraid someone will come to my place unannounced. Yet that exactly what happened. No drama though. Good laugh instead. So now I am focusing on my fear of JD being in my bedroom. 

Aside of the unexpected visitor in my backgarden. Do you know what sunshine and heat do to you? When you are sunbathing naked, all oiled in. And alone. Thoughts start wandering about, shivers there, hunger. Its getting hot very fast, I tell you :). 

Leave you to continue the thinking. Let the imagination fly. 

Just a hint. I was not caught 🙂 but it was a close call! Though I can not be sure as I was facing the sun…

And, Johnny, I am terribly scared to find you in my bedroom!

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