I am new to all these fancy social mediums like TikTok and Instagram. So I just made account for the blogsite in Insta, and somehow appeared also TikTok logo on my phone… dont know how and when, but there it is. So I opened it, some funny stuff people have time to record, cut, adjust, add music or some texts and upload it…. I mean, I am old, but not that old but I dont have such time! There are adult people doing shit, filming themselves and sharing this? Dont they work? I am fascinated. Because I have thousands of things to do every day, I set priorities, I select the most important and slowly but steadily I get them done. But to do all what I do AND film it??? I mean…. I must be dumb but I dont get it….. For instance some pretty boys, all tatooed and fit and tanned, 35 years old, have only tight boxers on and ask the viewers: if I was yours for 24 hours what would you do with me? What is this gigolo sales site? You know what most viewers comment there aint got nothing to do with their target – the bedroom. Most viewers say they would use the guy for something around the house like fixing leaks or roof, babisitting while mom is literally sleeping for the first time in years, or painting a house or anything that sort. First I thought uuuuh, nice view, nice abs! But then when 5th naked guy rotated and flipped around his mega-willy in the camera I dont know what is their goal and what to do with this info. I really dont know what it is. Its not porn, its not selling anything, its not complaining, its literally NOTHING but partial striptease online? I mean, ok, its for free to watch and most of the show offs are really pretty … but I dont get the concept of wasting ones time to upload this shit….

The other option is that I really am too old to understand. Well. 

But then some logarithm decided no more naked guys with mega dicks for me and now I have every second video showing me pimples being squeezed. I mean what the fuck? I find these videos make at least some sense as there are some names or addresses of the beauty clinics somewhere in the heading or footing, all good with that – its selling its services, selling in a way that even dinosaur like me understand. However, my problem with these videos is principal: who are these people who have gotten their faces or backs or other bits of body THAT DIRTY and filled with mixture of dead skin, dirt and fat residue, all stuck in black pores, or worse, its all red or purple filled with yellow or green puss!! I mean dont they have mirror at home??? The huge roundy poop-like thing is right in the middle of the face!!! How can you not see it for YEARS?????? It would take me some ten years of not washing, not seeing a mirror, not touching my face to get such result. I mean its not possible to not see this level of horror residing in your face! Dont you touch your face ever? Wash it with water, maybe even some sort of soap like thing? You have fingers, right? You dont feel there are roundy bits in your face? Dont see the black dots on your face? Oooh, to hell with that! I am pleased the mighty logarithm decided I need this sort of satisfaction, as I am hell sure I aint getting any other type of satisfaction. Might aswell enjoy and be amazed! 

Watching some feed of comedians, again, the mighty logarithm decided or realised I understand English. I love play of words. Just saw an ad that Jim Jeffries is coming to Europe. So I see I have to start booking the tickets. 

For Jim Jeffries for sure, not yet decided what country…. He is so hilarious, and his humour is exactly what I like, dark, and juicy. Then there is Bruce Springsteen coming, probably will take Amsterdam ticket for him. I am going to sort of cheat myself into it, as buying the ticket makes me actually go to the events. Otherwise I would postpone and postpone and never go. My cultural program at homecountry is quite busy, as you might know Rammstain, John Cleese, Bad Seeds, and now latest was the Queen tribute some weeks ago. Figured, I will be checking in to all the events as once the stars have made an effort to come to the end of the world, to be seen here, I might as well respond and go to see them. Live show is not comparable what is online bits.

Anyways, just took a look out of the window and what I see!??!!??! ITS SNOWING!!!! Very first snow! Jippppyyy!

On that note I shall close for today. Johnny, while cruising in US, come also to us ;), back to Europe, back to where things are calm and sweet.

While I like surprises, I rather you write in advance: themaddesthattereverseen@gmail.com and I shall be preparing the best week or weeks in your life 🙂

Stay cool and warm

XOXOX