Well, when the shit hits the vents the shit seems to double or tripple within very short time. Since my main business has shrunk due to “second mightiest army in the world” invading Ukraine in order to “rescue the ukrainian people from nazis”, I lost 99% of my income. Slowly but surely all the deals have been cancelled. Well, business is risky always, but that is not really fair at all. I always knew working with russians in any slightest amount is a risk, always knew it will backfire sooner or later. So this way its not much of a surprise that they invaded, as they have been waiting since 2014 right by the border of Ukraine. Motherfuckers. 

Thats not quite what todays writing was meant to be. My latest news after closing the business that fed me and my workers for some 20 years…. 

Apart of my family and few friends, and work ofcourse, my life has always been quiet and rather calm. I do not like much people, kinda, voluntarily not going to places where are a lot of people. Yet, the moment I get over the strange awkward fear, I do like being among people. Especially in a places where nobody knows me. I loved the Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp concert, and Rammstein ofcourse! And I love big cities and travelling exactly because then there is a chance that I dont hear the ever so annoying russian language. It really started to annoy me a few years back when more and more russians “ran away” from their mighty fatherland to get to Europe. Unfortunately they ran to us, neighbours, because we speak russian, and they are lazy arrogant motherfuckers. And part of the “poor” people started to undermine our society, our country, our laws, our everything. Even so stupid like creating fake videos of natives beating up poor russians in parking lots, hehe, idiots…. They dont even realise that the country they try to smear with this idiotic manner is so tiny that in every moment of time there is always someone eyewitnessing everything. They have not realised there are cameras literally EVERYWHERE. Mainly because of them we put up the cameras because these “poor” people started to behave like gypsies – gangs on street, bothering people and stealing wallets in broad daylight. Today some of them have been given back to their fatherland by deporting them. And they still dont get what they have done wrong. Waving the middle finger to us while on the border. Incredibly stupid or incredibly sneaky. Either way, fuck them. 

I had one of the most beautiful days in years at neighbours’ place. We only met two weeks ago when they came to my cafe in the countryside, and they invited me to be their guest at a full day event that included a lecture of mycologist, lunch, day in forest picking mushrooms (together with mycologist!), a picknick in swamp where we were picking mushrooms, and then returning to their place preparing a dinner out of the mushrooms. The edible ones that is as all the baskets were thouroughly inspected by the mycologist :). Everything was aaaaawsome! Meat, crispy oven baked potatoes, sauces, desserts, wines and ciders. They have created a venue into an old soviet era cowshed where now every week are weddings, some of the best artist giving very intimate concerts. The venue accomodates up to 600 guests, but today have no rooms for night stay, which is pretty big minus in case you want to have a pint or two. Plus, they produce the best cider here, with the real champagne method, you know, a really good set of friends to have 🙂 So we got to know eachother with their families and friends all together, and me as a brand new friend :). If all goes well we shall cooperate on some future events as they liked my interior design in my cafe and my plan to open a boutique hotel some time in the future.

So, this splendid day at neighbours´ came to an end and on the way home I suddenly was struck by toothache in the front of the lower jaw. And, if they pain itself was not enough, one of the very front tooth was moving!! And the same tooth was incredibly painful, so painful it was not possible to touch it! You guessed it right, it was Saturday night and NO emergency dentist here available. So I took 4 painkillers, had my high on these for two days and three nights straight, without ANY sleep for 72 hours straight. I took already mix of pills that are categorized under drugs and include morphine. I overdosed taking 5x more than allowed, then adding a bit of different painkillers, but still….. Nothing helped. So I go straight to clinic in the Monday morning, get in line and to my surprise get in pretty fast – I was waiting mere 30 minutes when doc called me in. So she checks and pokes me a bit and immediately knows whats going on. My lower front tooth has severe inflammation, certainly going on for years! and now it got last hit by the cider made with champagne method :). So she took Xray to be sure what is where and poked me some more. River of puss ran out when she stabbed my gums with anesthetics. Disgusting. I was in shock because it never ever gave any sign of any problems. So now, first time in my life I felt what it is like to suffer from toothache. Hooooorrrroooor! Last time I was up 72 hours straight was in my teenage years. I was going around like zombi, nothing took the pain away. Once the doc got most of the puss out she put some poison into the tooth, gave me antibiotics presctiption and sent me home. With a note that these antibiotics only start to work – read: decrease the pain – within 2-3 days. Another hit in the face. My swollen face! Not only I walked around like zombi I also looked like I had been bingedrinking for weeks! My face was so swollen I could not talk, one of my eyes was getting shut soon. I was in a state I was ready to sell my kids to satan, I was ready to sign a white sheet of paper just to get rid of the pain. That was very kafka-like hallucination, not real at all. And I know pain. But this was unearthly. I took so many painkillers, I think its safe to say I OD-d every day many times. So that is what I wanted to write today. I OD-d. And from this excess of pills I now have, finally, no pain, but I have diarrhea. Chachacha. Beavis and Butthead song 😉 Diarrhea chachacha. Nothing good comes without something bad. But I am happy now. 7 days of hell is over and guaranteed weightloss never upset anyone.

So off to bed now, tomorrow will be better day!

Love and all,

Much success to Jeff and Johnny in USA tour

And awaiting for Johnny to write to me on:

themaddesthattereverseen@gmail.com

XOXOX

Greets from the end of the world

Or the beginning of the world